Oli and the Betrayal
Over time, the Nerd and Geek entities made their way into the Gaming worlds from the Maths lessons, and the geeks elected its greatest warrior, Oli Fleck, to act as its first line of defense. A noble giant of molten bronze, Oli carried out his duties for countless millennia, seeking out and destroying these Chavs and Emos wherever he could find them. Over the eons, Oli encountered two powerful Chav and Emo races, both of which were bent on gaining power and dominance over the physical universe.
The Emos, an insidious race of devilish sorcerers, used their emo magics to invade and enslave a number of worlds. The indigenous races of those worlds were mutated by the emo's malevolent powers and turned into twats themselves. Though Oli' nearly limitless powers were more than enough to defeat the vile chav scum, he was greatly troubled by the chavs and emos corruption and all-consuming evil. Incapable of fathoming such depravity, the great Oli began to slip into a brooding depression. Despite his growing unease, Oli rid the universe of the emos and chavs by trapping them within a corner of the Maths lessons of Hills RD.
While his confusion and misery deepened, Oli was forced to contend with another group intent on disrupting the Geeks and Nerds order: the goth lolis. This dark race of Gothic Lol (also known as goth loli) conquered a number of populated worlds by possessing their inhabitants and turning them to the shadow. The nefarious, scheming Lolitas turned whole nations against one another by manipulating them into unthinking hatred and mistrust. Oli defeated the Goth Lolis easily, by having a good FAP all over there pretty dresses, but their corruption affected him deeply.
As doubt and despair overwhelmed Olis' senses, he lost all faith not only in his mission, but also in the Geeks' vision of an ordered universe. Eventually he came to believe that the concept of order itself was folly, and that chaos and depravity were the only absolutes within the dark, lonely universe. His fellow Geeks tried to persuade him of his error and calm his raging emotions, but he disregarded their more optimistic beliefs as self-serving delusions. Storming from their ranks forever, Oli set out to find his own place in the universe. Although the geeks were sorrowful at his departure, the Geeks could never have predicted just how far their lost brother would go.
By the time Olis' Lolita madness had consumed the last vestiges of his valiant spirit, he believed that the geeks themselves were responsible for creation's failure. Deciding, at last, to undo their works throughout the universe, he resolved to form an unstoppable army that would set the physical universe aflame.
Even Olis' geekyness form became distorted from the corruption that plagued his once-noble heart. His eyes, hair, and beard erupted in fire, and his metallic bronze skin split open to reveal an endless furnace of blistering hate.
In his fury, Oli shattered the prisons of the Geeks and the Chavs and set the loathsome Lolitas free. These cunning creatures bowed before the dark geek's vast rage and offered to serve them in whatever malicious ways they could. From the ranks of the powerful Goth Loli, Oli picked two champions to command his Goth Loli army of destruction. Matt Benhan the Deceiver was chosen to seek out the darkest races in the universe and recruit them into Olis' ranks. The second champion, Connor the Defiler, was chosen to lead Olis' vast armies into battle against any who might resist the Geek's will.
Matts first move was to enslave the Goth Lolis under his terrible power. The Lolis served as his personal agents throughout the universe, and they took pleasure in locating primitive races for their master to corrupt and bring into the fold. First amongst the Lolis was Sang Sakura the Darkener. Sang served Matt as the perfect soldier and agreed to bring Olis' burning will to all the dark corners of the universe.
The mighty Connor also empowered agents of his own. Calling upon the malefic pit lords and their barbarous leader, Momo the Destructor, Connor hoped to establish a fighting elite that would scour creation of all life.
Once Oli saw that his armies were amassed and ready to follow his every command, he launched his raging forces into the vastness of the Great Dark. He referred to his growing army as the Burning Legion of LOLI. To this date, it is still unclear how many worlds they consumed and burned on their unholy Burning Loli Crusade across the universe.
